Its been a while...Recap of the month

-Sleep.
-More sleep.
-Harry offers his place for band practise.
-Mephistan domestics.
-Sleep again.
-Realisation of Nazareths birthday.
-Planning of Surprise Birthday party.
-Two weeks of stress because of Surprise Party.
-Sleep.
-One night of budgeting for party.
-More stress and anxiety.
-Head 'splodey.
-The party, it runs well.
-Relief.
-Sleep
-More sleep.
-Sleeping pattern changes from night to day.
-Find reason why I am posting at seven forty four in the morn.(refer to line above)
-Needing of more sleep.

Go figure.

[Band Photographer]

Enlisted a friend-Salem as Band Photographer.

That too.


Yeah (multiplied by two).

[Band Name- Finally Decided]

Two nights ago, Nazareth and a new member of the band-Loui [guitarist] came round, and after the previous discussion with Reaper about the band name, it was finally decided.

So I'll be updating the page in two minutes. Because I can.

"[Insert Band Name Here], you're fired."



Yeah.

[Killing TIME/ KILLING Time]

At Iplay with Reaper, WinterSweet and Luca.

Killing Time as it seems til everyone arrives from where ever they are.
If they arrive at all.

(Oh god how I hope)

Discussing the bandname with Reaper, sort of.
Guess we're just in our own little worlds right about now.

Hold up while I load some SlipKnot.

Mmmmm, thats better. Now, where was I.

Oh yes, working on lyrics, hopefully Reaper will give me some imput on this one.
Or not, oh well, we'll try again later.

In the Beginning... [Recalibrated with more gore because I can't sleep]

...there was my brother Mephistan and myself (Gabriel) and we decided to make ourselves a band.

So into the depths of Corporation City we went,(Wellington CBD) to locate and recruit our fellow brothers and sisters for this creation.

Ok, I'll quit with the bullshit now.

So we went and found Pandora, Reaper, Nazareth, and those yet to be renamed, being: Lawrence, Harry and Aidan.

Now, the -(fucked up like 'masticated fecal matter')- system goes like this:

(Bloody) Vocals-Mephistan, Myself.
(Abortion Goo) Guitars-Aidan, Reaper.
(Head 'Splodey!) Bass-Nazareth, Pandora.
(Circumsized*) Percussion- Lawrence, Harry.

(*Yes, circumcision is gorey. Have you ever watched one?)

(...)

(Exactly.)


And then?

Well, Meph and I colaborated and wrote a few songs (which need editing) after detonating a bus full of the elderly, arms and legs flying all around the place is great motivation! And now that i remember, I have to get more supplies to make cocaine in my basement to sell to school children to raise money so the mafia doesn't kill me.

Yeah...

Take that small school child! Increase the dosage and die!

[End Transmission]